Monday, June 18, 2007

7 Means of Movement: Riding



The Byrds, Chestnut Mare.
Al Duffy and Tony Mottola, Light Cavalry Overture.
R.E.M, Bandwagon.


When the Man and the Dog came back from hunting the Man said, "What is Wild Horse doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Horse any more, but the First Servant, because he will always carry us from place to place to place for always and always and always. Ride on his back when you go hunting."

Rudyard Kipling, "The Cat That Walked By Himself," Just So Stories.

The other day I was driving along a narrow valley road and, as I curved around one blind turn, I saw a man sitting astride an enormous grey horse. Man and horse stood in the mouth of a gravel driveway that spooled down into a dell, as though they meant to defend the entrance by force. Now horses are no great novelty in the fairly rural area where I live, but I rarely see people riding them. The horses mainly stand out in the fields, looking off to the mountains, having done with mankind.

So a man (a great chunk of a man, as it turned out) atop a horse that stood at perhaps fifteen hands was a bit shocking. A man on horseback seems noble, threatening and a bizarre anachronism, as though you spotted someone on the street wearing a ruff and brandishing a saber. It all felt a bit like the past silently judging the present, and finding it wanting.

If walking remains, if embattled, a common method of transportation, horse riding, or riding any beast for that matter, sometimes appears to be on the verge of winking out. There will always be riders, of course, as long as there are the wealthy, the established and those who want to be either, and riding is still commonplace in the less overrun sections of the United States. But a person born today, or even thirty years ago, stands a good chance of never riding a horse in their lifetime. My only experience riding dates from my Virginia childhood, and my memories of the event are so dim that they've been long supplanted by the pair of photographs taken of the ride: me atop a brown pony, standing in what appears to be a field of straw.



To make a ridiculous generalization, the history of riding is that of civilization--a brutal phase of conquest and domestication, an era of great horseback warriors (Alexander the Great, tramping through Persia on his bull-headed Bucephalus), an aristocratic age when only the powerful and rich rode, a great democratic era in which even the poor owned mules and donkeys. And now, in our current muddle of a time, riding is a sport for the dedicated wealthy; a colorful way to gamble; an intensive, costly hobby, like black-and-white film photography; or a weekend novelty, a trip to an outdoor museum where you can mount the exhibits.


and of course, Henry the Horse dances the waltz

Yet man and horse were once the greatest of partners. Horses (and mules and asses) made hunting easier and more productive, made agriculture feasible, and were the bringers and defenders of empires, from the Romans to the Mongols. The horse is in the psychic depths of the human race: they are the root of the most common of phrases (nightmare, horsepower) and horses tramp through our dreams, myths and religions, whether as centaurs or Valkyrie mounts, from Odin atop Sleipnir to Christ riding an ass into Jerusalem to Mohammed journeying through the heavens on al-Burak (below).



The ego’s relation to the id might be compared with that of a rider to his horse. The horse supplies the locomotive energy, while the rider has the privilege of deciding on the goal and of guiding the powerful animal’s movement. But only too often there arises between the ego and the id the not precisely ideal situation of the rider being obliged to guide the horse along the path by which it itself wants to go.

Sigmund Freud, New Introductory Lectures on Psycho-Analysis, Lecture 31, 1933.

Songs about riding tend to fall into specific categories (as though mirroring the various breeds of horses), such as racing songs, labor songs, fairy-tale ballads, cowboy songs, Hollywood cowboy songs. They're often filled with quests and dreams, they tend toward the epic whenever possible, and they currently seem to be out of fashion, as most of the riding songs written in the past few decades seem deliberately nostalgic. (And if not, then they're utterly cheesy, like Dan Fogelberg's "Run for the Roses" or whatever wretch was responsible for "Wildfire".)



Three initial sallies:

The Byrds' "Chestnut Mare," from 1970, is the last great Byrds song and possibly the strangest, a tall tale that is also an erotic ode to a horse. (You could place some of the blame on co-lyricist Jacques Levy, who directed Oh! Calcutta! and also helped Dylan write some of Desire.) "Mare" is from a stillborn Byrds' rock opera called Gene Tryp, a remaking of Ibsen's Peer Gynt as a psychedelic Civil War drama (the Byrds had a number of odd failed projects--Roger McGuinn once envisioned a double-LP that would encapsulate the history of music, beginning with folk ballads and ending with Moog synthesizers).

Goofy lyrics aside, what drives the song is Clarence White's guitar, offering a subtly different phrase after nearly every line, and the chorus, which breaks upon the listener like a wave. Recorded 4 June 1970; on Untitled.


Nicholas Sarkozy, on white horse

"The Light Cavalry Overture" was composed by the Austrian conductor Franz von Suppé in 1866, as, unsurprisingly, the overture to his opera The Light Cavalry. (Sample here.) The overture's driving pace, galloping in triplets, made it a regular feature of Hollywood movies of the '30s and '40s, including Mutiny on the Blackhawk, Stars and Stripes Forever and a host of Warner Brothers cartoons.

Here's a version by violinist Al Duffy, who played for Paul Whiteman and the Bell Telephone Orchestra, and the guitarist Tony Mottola who was one of Frank Sinatra's favorite session players and would go on to have a long career in television. They rage through the piece, even throwing in "Jingle Bells" at one point. Recorded 5 May 1944; the only place to find it is on the not-cheap but absolutely essential That Devilin' Tune, Vol. 3. (Duffy died this past December--he lived to be 100 years old.)



And R.E.M.'s "Bandwagon" is one of the goofiest tracks the band ever recorded, and seems, along with tracks like "Voice of Harold," to suggest an alternate history for the band, in which they were a beloved country music novelty act. Peter Buck said R.E.M. called this "the fruity song" because of what he called its "stupid chord changes." Released in June 1985 as the b-side of "Can't Get There From Here"; on Dead Letter Office. (If you haven't been reading Matthew Perpetua's song-by-song R.E.M blog, take a look.)

The First Servant


Spotted horses ca. 20,000 B.C., Pech-Merle cave, France.

National Promenade Band, The Horse Trot.
Los Congos del Espiritu Santo, Ensilla Mi Caballo (Saddle My Horse).
Woody Herman and His Woodchoppers, Four Men On a Horse.
Duke Ellington, Caravan.
Martin Denny, Caravan.
Mary Lou Williams, Caravan.


The horse! The horse! The symbol of singing potency and power of movement of action in man.

D.W. Griffith.

The great families of hominidae and equidae, future collaborators in the domination of the world, spent a great many centuries trying to kill or escape from each other.

At the end of the last ice age (10,000 B.C. or so), humans had begun hunting the various members of the equidae family--the wild asses (equus africanis) in North Africa, zebras (equus burchelli) throughout Africa and some odd ass-hybrid, now extinct (equus hydruntinus) in Southern Europe. The most treasured beast, however, was the wild horse--equus caballus--the fastest and largest of the clan, prized for its meat and skin. Over time, man came to be quite adept at killing the horse, whether by driving a herd off a cliff or by waiting in large numbers in a narrow valley or crevice, hoping for a herd to squeeze by.



At some point, perhaps around 4,500 B.C., the horse was domesticated and first ridden by humans. You could say perhaps the horse, facing extinction, gave up living in the wild and sold out, much like his compatriot the dog, nature's finest con artist, who learned quite early that there was a great deal more food to come out of befriending man than in attacking him. Domestication was likely not some grand man-versus-beast struggle, in the way of many Western movies where some cowboy gets in a corral with a bucking horse and subdues it via stealth and mojo. It may well have been that some humans, while slaughtering a herd, found the foals cute and took them back to their camp, thus raising a generation of horses that had only known captivity.

He came nearer and heard a crunching of gilded oats, the gently champing teeth. Their full buck eyes regarded him as he went by, amid the sweet oaten reek of horsepiss. Their Eldorado. Poor jugginses! Damn all they know or care about anything with their long noses stuck in nosebags. Too full for words. Still they get their feed all right and their doss. Gelded too: a stump of black guttapercha wagging limp between their haunches. Might be happy all the same that way. Good poor brutes they look. Still their neigh can be very irritating.

James Joyce, Ulysses.



The sound of the horse--whether the rapid pulse of the gallop or the waltzing sway of the canter--is an age-old feature of music, regardless of culture. Where walking rhythms are typically unvarying 4/4, the ancestor of everything from rock & roll to house, horse rhythms are more complex: shifting, swaying, adding different textures, changing time signatures more often than the band Yes--and they have been conveyed by everything from woodblocks to maracas, from bongo drums to the organ synthesizer that my grandmother owned in the late '70s, with the "gallop" switch located next to the "bossa nova" one.


Alastair Robinson, "Horse riders on the edge of the Sahara, Ouarzarzate, Morocco," 2005.

Three equine inspirations:

"The Horse Trot," from 1913, is by the National Promenade Band and was released as Edison Blue Amberol 2076. The National Promenade Band was your standard-issue recording outfit in the early 20th Century, offering various fox trots, marches, polkas, and even the "hurricane two step." Courtesy of the amazing Cylinder Preservation and Digitization Project.

"Ensilla Mi Caballo" ("Saddle My Horse") is performed by Los Congos del Espiritu Santo, from the Dominican Republic. Los Congos consisted of Vicente Vargas, alcahuete (a small drum), Donatilia Vargas, canoita (a sort of woodblock struck with a stick), Albertino "Moreno" Gradiano, maracas, Victoriano Fortunato Vargas, palo mayor (a five-foot high hollow drum), and Bienvenida Vargas Depozo, the lead singer and another maracas player. Recorded January 1976 in Villa Mella, D.R.; on Music from the Dominican Republic, Vol. 3.

And "Four Men On a Horse" is by four members of Woody Herman's Woodchoppers--songwriter and master bassist Chubby Jackson, Jimmy Rowles (piano), Billy Bauer (guitar) and Don Lamond (d). One of the first bebop-inspired compositions Herman's band recorded, "Horse" features a restless, varying time structure: sometimes the track clips along, sometimes it stops dead. Recorded in Chicago on 16 May 1946 and released as Columbia 37227. The track is not available on CD, as far as I can tell--I got it off a compilation LP called The 1940s: The Small Groups--New Directions.


Team of mules and zebras, Transvaal, 1895.

One of the first tasks for the domesticated horse and ass was to serve as a brute labor force--hauling carts, dragging plows--but by 2,000 B.C. or so, horses were pulling Mesopotamian chariots, and a millennium later, riding horses had become widespread throughout Europe and Asia. (It was the Chinese, around the time of Christ, who likely invented the stirrup, though the Indians may have done it first.) The growth of metallurgy, leading to stronger, more durable wheels and carts, and simply the sheer amount of stuff that human beings now had--trade goods, crops, slaves--led to a vast increase in horse-, mule- and camel-driven caravans, linking Egypt with Persia, India with China.

From China to the Atlantic, and from the northern Taiga to the Indian ocean the old world was threaded all across with pack trails snaking from water to water over the deserts and pastures, the forests and the hills...From China to Europe was a three years' journey, not because of the distance but by reason of the robbers who made the trail unsafe. At each market town the packtrain captains waited, perhaps for months, until a caravan assembled sufficiently large to undertake the journey.

Roger Pocock, Horses.

"Caravan" was written by Duke Ellington and his trombonist, the Puerto Rico-born Juan Tizol. Tizol was a valve trombonist, rather than a slide trombonist, which allowed him to play faster and across a wider range, and "Caravan" begins with Tizol offering the main theme while Harry Carney hovers beneath with a simple, repeating countermelody; then Cootie Williams appears on trumpet, squawking and buzzing around the menagerie.

Recorded 14 May 1937 (the same session they cut "Azure"!) and released as Master 131; on Masterpieces. (Here's a phenomenal live performance from 1952, with Tizol center stage, and Ray Nance on violin.)

"Caravan" was covered by seemingly everyone and their mother in the '40s and '50s, ranging from Perez Prado to Art Blakey to Bill Haley and His Comets. Cover versions either played up the "exotic," with shrieks, chimes and a slow, swaying beat (such as Martin Denny's 1959 rendition), or kicked up the tempo so that the caravan seems to be booking along at 70 mph. (Denny's take, recorded in July 1959, is on Exotica III.)


Child camel riders, United Arab Emirates.

My favorite version of "Caravan" is an obscure Mary Lou Williams solo piano recording from 1944. Williams' take centers on Tizol's main theme, which Williams' right hand dances out, while her left offers a few ominous chords. Sometimes Williams flies away--one phrase sounds like a bop interpretation of a Debussy Prelude--but she always comes back to the theme, dancing and brooding.

At the time she recorded this track for Moses Asch, Williams was playing regularly in New York at Cafe Society Downtown, an integrated club, co-founded by members of the Communist Party's Popular Front, that was so purist it banned cigarette girls. She had been working with Ellington for some time, doing arrangements, and had grown bored with the band, which she felt was in a funk. Until one night, she heard "Caravan":

This particular time we were in Ohio. I said, 'I'm gonna listen one more night, but I want to get out of here and leave.' And I'm telling you, when that band hit, I've never heard anything like that before in my life. And I think everybody else was just in hysterics or something. Duke was vamping. They played 'Caravan.' When the band hit, his vamp--I never heard anything like that before. It sounded like Stravinsky and I said, 'Well, this is the greatest band on earth.'

Williams' "Caravan" is on 1944, a CD that's close to being out of print, if not already.

Horse Nobility


In hierarchical order: Queen Victoria, Princess Louise, horse, John Brown.

Robin Hendrix, Ride a Cock-Horse to Banbury Cross.
Robert Schumann, Kinderszenen: Ritter vom Steckenpferd (Knight of the Rocking Horse).
Jacky, White Horses.
XTC, Holly Up On Poppy.


So proud that Bolingbroke was on his back!
That jade hath eat bread from my royal hand;
This hand hath made him proud with clapping him.
Would he not stumble?...
Forgiveness, horse! why do I rail on thee,
Since thou, created to be awed by man,
Wast born to bear? I was not made a horse;
And yet I bear a burthen like an ass,
Spurr'd, gall'd and tired by jouncing Bolingbroke.


Shakespeare, Richard II.

A genial view of humanity has it that at the dawn of history, no man was greater than his neighbor; a more cynical view assumes that there always was some form of hierarchy, even up in the trees. And the initial whispers of aristocracy, the first morning of the Second Estate, may lie in the simple fact of transportation. That is, the common people, for most of our history, have always walked; the uncommon have always ridden.

Isn't there something inherently aristocratic about riding? Think of the great horsemen and horsewomen, and you generally come up with a collection of knights, royalty and their at-times grotesque descendents, victorious generals, crusaders, wizards, cowboys and Indian chiefs. Horses are embedded in the very names of nobility--the Latin equus leads to equites, the old Roman cavalry and ruling class, and, later on, esquire; the French cheval bred chevalier and chivalry; the Spanish caballo gives us cavalier, and so on.



If walking is fundamentally democratic (most everyone can and should walk, though many don't), riding seems a fundamentally elite practice. Perhaps it lies in the very nature of riding--a horse is larger, stronger and more impressive than a human, so for a human to ride a horse, to make an amazing beast submit to his or her will and make the horse run for miles or perform tricks, indicates some measure of skill and power. There's also the simple matter of economics--for much of human history, horses were relatively scarce and extremely valuable. Feeding and caring for a horse was beyond the means of your typical peasant, and having a stable full of horses was usually only the province of kings.



Further, horseowners and nobles share another obsession: tracing bloodlines back for centuries. Is there any other animal whose ancestry is so fussed over? The horse is a eugenicist's dream, with breeds emerging from elaborate, dedicated attempts to perfect genetic selection, as breeders tried to make horses larger, swifter, and ever more powerful.



Take the Arabian horse, for example, which emerges out of myth and the desert some 3,500 years ago. The Arabian's ancestry is more renowned than that of any European royal family--the Arabian was said to have been bred via the efforts of Ishmael, Abraham’s cast-out son, or Baz, a descendant of Noah. The Bedouin horsebreeders would often race each other’s finest, with the loser’s herd providing breeding stock to the winner’s.

The great rulers of the Middle East were tied to the Arabian. King Solomon, disregarding Mosaic tradition (in Deutoronomy 17:16) that “the king shall not multiply horses to himself,” established a vast stables of Arabian horses in Jerusalem. And there is a legend in which the prophet Mohammed deprives 100 of his best horses of any water for three days, then sets them loose. As the hundred horses stampede toward water, Mohammed sounds a battle horn, to which only five mares respond. These mares became the Five Mares of the Prophet--their progeny were called asil, Arabian horses of pure blood.

The Arabs, once converted to Islam, became great horse-warriors, driving through and conquering all of what was once Roman Africa, up into Spain until they were finally checked in France by Charles Martel, who pushed for the Arabian horse to be imported into the European kingdoms, a slow immigration that went on for a millennium.


Charles I on horseback

And horses, throughout myth and memory, gratefully bear the weight of princesses, knights, grand ladies, emperors and even gods. Children, early on, come to associate horses with magic and power. The children's rhyme "Ride a Cock Horse," for instance, is allegedly about Queen Elizabeth I's visit to Banbury to see a new stone cross that had been erected upon a hill. The hill was so steep, however, that a cock-horse (a stallion) had to be enlisted to haul Elizabeth's carriage up to the summit. When a carriage wheel broke, Elizabeth simply mounted the horse and rode up herself, to musical accompaniment provided by the Banbury villagers.

That story seems a bit suspect--it smacks of something the Banbury board of tourism would devise. Other competing origins have it that Lady Godiva was the equestrienne, or that the "fine lady" of the rhyme is actually a pun on "Fiennes," the name of a wealthy local family. In any event, the Banbury Cross was destroyed by Puritan zealots around the time of Elizabeth's death; some 250 years later, Queen Victoria ordered it to be rebuilt.

The rhyme "Ride a Cock Horse" was first printed in the late 18th Century, but likely had been circulating for years beforehand. Robin Hendrix's version is from a recent record called Nursery Rhymes and Nursery Tunes (also available on iTunes, which, in a bit of modesty, lists the track as "Ride a C*** Horse").



And Robert Schummann 1838's composition Kinderszenen ("Scenes from Childhood"), Op. 15., featured a brief adventure of a knight on a hobbyhorse, complete with wild galloping. (Weirdly enough, "Ritter vom Steckenpferd" is sometimes translated as "Ride a Cock Horse" though there's no connection with the nursery rhyme at all.) Performed by Jurgis Karnavicius; on Schumann: The Romantic Piano, also on eMusic.



The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.

Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy.

The horse continues to be associated with power, wealth and mastery: to use one minor example, take how horses keep reappearing in gangster stories, whether it's the decapitated horse Khartoum in The Godfather, whose head is placed in the bed of a movie mogul who needs convincing, or the doomed Pie-O-My, Tony Soprano's favorite horse, whose suspicious death leads Tony to brutally kill his psychotic captain (and best earner) Ralph Cifaretto.



Two equestrienne fantasies:

"The White Horses" was a television show from 1965, co-produced by Germany and Serbia, filmed in Slovenia, and starring an Austrian actress (it was like a reunion of the Central Powers). This is the UK version's theme song, from 1968, sung by the '60s mayfly Jacky (Jackie Lee). While it's likely a great many European readers know this song by heart, I had never heard of it until Dean and Britta covered "White Horses" on their recent record. (Anyone by chance seeing Dean & Britta in Northampton, MA, in July?) On Leaders of the Pack.


Chagall, Equestrienne.

"Holly Up On Poppy," Andy Partridge's ode to his daughter on her rocking horse, is from XTC's 1992 album Nonsuch. Originally called "Holly High On Poppy," until Partridge realized he'd accidentally written a dope song. Holly Partridge is now a session singer in the UK.

Knights Errant



Charles Trenet, Vous Oubliez Votre Cheval.
Eddy Arnold, Tennessee Stud.
Howlin' Wolf, Saddle My Pony.


Whenever the horse stopped (which it did very often), he fell off in front; and whenever it went on again (which it generally did rather suddenly), he fell off behind. Otherwise he kept on pretty well, except that he had a habit of now and then falling off sideways; and as he generally did this on the side on which Alice was walking, she soon found that it was the best plan not to walk quite close to the horse.

"I'm afraid you've not had much practice in riding," she ventured to say, as she was helping him up from his fifth tumble.


Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass.



The horse has been a part of warfare since the Mesopotamians and Greeks, and seemingly every famous warrior has had his own legendary mount, whether the Duke of Wellington's Copenhagen, which carried him at Waterloo, or Robert E. Lee's Traveller, or Richard III on White Surrey (the latter's death on Bosworth Field leads to the classic/cliche line "my kingdom for a horse.")



The era of knighthood was relatively short--beginning around the time of Charlemagne, and reaching a zenith between 1100 and 1300, when knights were considered the only true soldiers, pledging service to whichever king or lord supported them. But by the 15th Century, and with the rise of more powerful centralized monarchies with standing armies, the knight began to be seen as, if not a danger needing to be crushed (e.g., the Templars), then an obsolete figure.

The popular idea is of a great ponderous carthorse, standing about seventeen hands, onto which the armored warrior had to be hoisted on a crane...the crane business is pure nonsense, invented by a modern theatrical producer as a funny gag. No the medieval war-horse was a good, strong working horse, like the old bus horses that few remember now.

R. Ewart Oakeshott.

In a chanson written around 1360, the French poet Eustache Deschamps, who mainly spent his time bemoaning life, instead offered a detailed schema of the types of warhorses suitable for nobles. There are three primary horses, Deschamps wrote--the destriers, the Horse of Kings, suitable for the joust (tall and majestic and strong), the coursers, ideal for mounted battle (they were lighter and swifter than the destrier), and the rounseys, horses of less noble breeding, fit for warriors not born into the nobility.



As the mounted knight faded in prominence, he grew all the more potent in legend. Great journeys by horse (like walking pilgrimages set in a grander key) became a standard trope in poems and stories, and reoccur throughout history as well: think of Paul Revere's midnight ride, or the highwayman Dick Turpin, riding Black Bess from London to York in 15 hours.

And with the rise of brutal, mechanized warfare, there came the great rides of utter, deadly futility, whether the Charge of the Light Brigade in the Crimean War, or the Polish cavalry's battles against Nazi German forces in 1939 (the Polish actually succeeded for a few days).


Dicksee, La Belle Dame Sans Merci.

We jumped the infantry positions. Below us, in the trenches, the men were just receiving their evening mess...the air was filled with the smell of smoke and coffee. Several chevaux-de-frise were moved aside so that we could pass, and we continued on our way. The advance sentries looked after us in silence as we rode into the unknown, in style already belonging to times long past, and in dress and arms equally antiquated.

Alexander Lernet-Holenia, Baron Bagge.

One of the eeriest cavalry rides in literature, and one which seems to be a fitting end to the knight, is Alexander Lernet-Holenia's 1936 novella, Baron Bagge. The title character, a minor Austro-Hungarian noble, enlists in his country's cavalry after World War I begins, and finds himself in a battered division based in Hungary which is headed by a vain lunatic Semler, whose other officers include an American from Kentucky in the war for kicks, and whose riders are a bunch of "Galician Poles." Told to scout out advancing Russian positions, Semler instead orders the cavalry into an apparently suicidal charge over a bridge into a Russian-held village on the Ondava River, in what is now eastern Slovakia.

The cavalry division somehow miraculously survives the assault, and then things grow increasingly odd. They ride to a village where everyone is drunk and endlessly celebrating, despite the fact that the Russians should have taken the town weeks before. Bagge encounters a girl he's known about since childhood, immediately falls in love and is married. There are no signs of the Russians, or even any animals. The troupe rides on to the Carpathian mountains, past empty villages, until they at least reach a bridge of gold. They are riding towards death, as it turns out--there is nowhere else left for them.


The last cavalry charge: Poland v. the Wehrmacht, 1939

One thing we often neglect in recounting the many wars of human history is the horrific casualty rates of animals, especially horses. In the 20th Century, some 300,000 horses were killed in the Boer War alone, and somewhere around eight million horses, mules and camels were slain in the course of the First World War. Thankfully for the horse and mule, human technical ingenuity finally freed them of their servitude before the Second World War began--the mule was replaced by trucks and jeeps, the horse by airplanes and tanks. (That said, as the war deteriorated for Germany, the Nazis began using horses more and more, as the horse fields of East Prussia were not considered bombing targets.)

And so the past sixty years, while bloody as usual for mankind, have been the longest era of peace for horses that the animals have likely ever known.



Three modern quests on horseback:

"Vous Oubliez Votre Cheval" (You're Forgetting Your Horse), from 1936, begins with a stranger, wearing a sombrero and with a Toulouse accent, arriving in town and leaving his horse in a hotel cloakroom. Fifty years later, a jockey pretending to have been a sailor is ridiculed by his grandchildren. It's a weird song, to put it mildly (lyrics (in French). On 48 Titres Originaux.



"Tennessee Stud," written by Jimmie Driftwood, was recorded most notably by Eddy Arnold in 1959 and Johnny Cash a few decades later. The story is your typical sort of quest--after being chased away from the woman he loves by her father and thuggish brother, our rider heads down to Mexico, races bulls, kills a gambler, then returns to Tennessee, whips his girl's father and brother, and all's well that end's well.

Released in June 1959 as RCA 7542; on RCA Country Legends.



And Howlin' Wolf's "Saddle My Pony", subtitled "Gonna Find My Baby Out in the World", finds Wolf ready to head out into the wild in search for his lost girl, or something else he can't quite define. Recorded in Memphis on 17 April 1952 and released as Chess 1515 c/w "Worried All the Time"; on 1952-53.

Riding the Range



Dave Fredrickson, A Cowboy's Life Is a Very Dreary Life.
The Skillet Lickers, Ride Old Buck to Water.
Gene Autry, The Last Round-Up.
Sons of the Pioneers, Ride Ranger Ride.
Range Riders, Range Riders Stomp.
Vaughn Monroe, (Ghost) Riders in the Sky.
Tex Ritter, Blood On the Saddle.
Frankie Laine, Blazing Saddles.
The Marshall Tucker Band, Desert Skies.


A light chestnut stallion which presently died.
An excellent chestnut mare for sport and for racing.
A light chestnut stallion, with three white feet; no good.
A silver grey mare, barren. Fair, but a poor racer.
A dun stallion with black points, does not go well...

Bernard Diaz del Castillo, inventory of horses in the fleet of Cortez, 1519.

The cowboy on horseback, the American symbol loved and loathed by much of the world, is the descendent of the Spanish invasion of the Americas and a few Hollywood producers.

The horse long had been extinct in North and South America before the Spanish arrived (though there are theories the equids had originated in what would become the American landmass, which would make the arrival of Columbus and Cortez a strange homecoming for the horse). Once horses began to spread across both continents, it led to great changes for the various Native American tribes--the Sioux, for example, were once a forest people, living in the headwaters of the Mississippi River, until they were pushed out into the Great Plains and became some of the finest horseriders in the West.



After enough Indians had been killed or hounded off of their former lands, the West was considered fit for settlement, and a great many Civil War veterans headed West to supervise the great cattle herds now littering the plains. By the end of the 19th Century, these cowboys (about 30% of which were either black or Mexican) had become semi-mythical figures, known for their outfits and songs. Cowboys sang to stave off boredom or sleep, or to quiet skittish cattle, and a typical cowboy ballad often had its origins in a scrap or two of verse the cowboy half-remembered from a local newspaper, which was then set to a standard English/Irish tune and sung either a cappella or with minimal accompaniment (fiddle, jew's harp).

One cowboy standard is "A Cowboy's Life Is A Very Dreary Life," performed here by Dave Fredrickson, from 1963's Songs of the West. It's typical of the old cowboy songs in that it's not very melodic (it's sung flatly by Frederickson, who was inspired by a recording of an old cowboy, Sloan Matthews of Alpine, Texas) and its subject matter is realist to the point of despair. Ballads like "Dreary Life" or "When the Work's All Done This Fall" are often filled with boredom, weariness and death, a cowboy's regular companions.



As an alternative, there was also the "Southern" horse song--ballads and reels that had mutated from old Irish/Scotch tunes. Take the Skillet Lickers' "Ride Old Buck to Water," from 1930: compared with the typical "Western" cowboy riding song, "Buck" seems dense, muddy and constricted, moving at a wild clip and with a near-incomprehensible lyric.

(The Skillet Lickers were a supergroup of sorts, a bunch of country pros brought together in the recording studio, including Gid Tanner (banjo), Lowe Stokes (fiddle), Riley Puckett (guitar, vocal) and Clayton McMichen (f). "Ride Old Buck" was recorded in Atlanta on 4 December 1930; on Old-Time Fiddle Tunes.)



As massive ranches replaced the open range, and what were once wild territories were converted into boring law-abiding members of the United States, the cowboy's era was ending just as Americans were growing increasingly nostalgic for a half-fictional past. The cowboy was already a popular figure in Hollywood films, but with the introduction of sound in the early '30s, producers realized they could have the perfect gimmick--a cowboy who sang "country" pop hits on screen. Republic Studios, inspired by the success of the first singing cowboy, Ken Maynard, began looking around for candidates.

I only know two ways to act: With or without a horse.

Robert Mitchum.

Republic settled on one Orvon Gene Autry, a former relief telegrapher who was obsessed with Jimmie Rodgers (Autry had rushed out a farewell record just weeks after Rodgers died in '33). Autry's first serial was the unbelievably weird The Phantom Empire, in which Autry discovers the lost civilization of Murania, and its horny Queen Tika, buried underneath his ranch. It was a hit and Tumbling Tumbleweeds, Autry's first feature in 1935, soon followed. Autry would make some 90 pictures in the two decades afterward.

And while Autry wasn't a fraud--he had grown up on a ranch in Oklahoma and knew some legitimate cowboy ballads--his material was far from "traditional" cowboy songs. Instead, Autry had his pick of professional songwriters from Broadway and Tin Pan Alley. So "Take Me Back My Boots and Saddle" was co-written by Walter Samuels, who came up with the idea sitting the penthouse garden of the Hotel Orcott in New York; "Back in the Saddle Again" was composed by an Alabama-born kid working in Hollywood; "The Last Round Up" was written by Billy Hill, a New England Conservatory student.

"The Last Round Up," allegedly inspired by an account of a cowboy being killed in a Texas round-up, was recorded in Chicago on 9 October 1933; on The Essential Gene Autry.



Autry's success set off a gold rush. Among the aspiring singing cowboys were the Sons of the Pioneers, a trio of singers and guitarists who consisted of a Canadian, Bob Nolan, who was the group's main songwriter, Tim Spencer and Ohio-born Leonard Slye. When Autry left Republic Pictures in 1937 after a contract dispute, Slye, changing his name to Roy Rogers, jumped to fill his place.

"Ride Ranger Ride," written by Spencer, was recorded 18 June 1936 and released as Decca 5243; on Country Music Hall of Fame Series.



And "Range Riders Stomp," a bit of hot Western swing from 1937, is about as far away from "A Cowboy's Life Is a Dreary Life" as Greenland is from Texas. The Range Riders are a complete unknown--there is no record as to who actually was in the band, as they were likely a studio-only concoction meant to compete with Bob Wills. Recorded 1 March 1937 and released as Vocalion 03579; on Doughboys, Playboys and Cowboys.



After WWII, cowboy songs kept getting churned out by the dozens, growing ever more cliched, dark and sometimes just bizarre. For instance, there's the camp classic "(Ghost) Riders in the Sky," from 1949, lugubriously sung by Vaughn Monroe like a man who's swallowed a jar of molasses, in which a cowpoke riding along spies a herd of Satanic cattle in the sky, driven by a group of damned cowboys. Or Tex Ritter's "Blood on the Saddle," which John Morthland accurately described as "an out-of-tune guitar whanging away in an echo chamber and Tex braying out the lyrics (about a man who had his head bashed in by a bronco) like he was crumbled up in pain." Ritter later claimed "Blood" was meant to be a comedy song.

("Riders" is on Hits of '49; Ritter first recorded "Blood on the Saddle" in the mid-'40s--this version is the title track of his 1959 album (Capitol ST-1292), a deliberate attempt by Ritter to return to "older" styles of Western music. (On Rebels and Outlaws.))



So when in 1974 Mel Brooks was filming his Western farce Blazing Saddles (bringing to the screen at long last a black cowboy), he had an enormous reservoir of cowboy songs to ridicule. Placing an ad in a Hollywood trade paper that he was looking for a "Frankie Laine-type singer," Brooks was contacted by Laine himself. Laine, having told Brooks, with tears in his eyes, "this is a beautiful song," sang it with utter sincerity. ("I didn't know what to do," Brooks recalled in 2000. "I didn't want to tell him it was funny...People in the studio said, 'Jesus, he's really singing the shit out of this thing.'") (On Way Out West.)

And fade out to the Marshall Tucker Band's "Desert Skies," from 1977, with its swaying horse-gait rhythms, its references to six guns and saddles, and its frank admission that it's all been heard a hundred times before. (I still love this song, a childhood favorite, with its lengthy guitar, saxophone and fiddle solos--it's like a country version of Steely Dan; on Carolina Dreams).

They'd Only Ever See Her Heels


Degas, Race Horses.

Richard Thompson, The Angels Took My Racehorse Away.
Leadbelly and the Golden Gate Quartet, Stewball.
Sonic Youth, Bull in the Heather.


Total chaos, no way to see the race, not even the track...nobody cares. Big lines at the outdoor betting windows, then stand back to watch winning numbers flash on the big board, like a giant bingo game.

Old blacks arguing about bets; "Hold on there, I'll handle this" (waving pint of whiskey, fistful of dollar bills); girl riding piggyback, T-shirt says, "Stolen from Fort Lauderdale Jail." Thousands of teen-agers, group singing "Let the Sun Shine In," ten soldiers guarding the American flag and a huge fat drunk wearing a blue football jersey (No. 80) reeling around with quart of beer in hand...

We went back to the clubhouse to watch the big race. When the crowd stood to face the flag and sing "My Old Kentucky Home," Steadman faced the crowd and sketched frantically. Somewhere up in the boxes a voice screeched, "Turn around, you hairy freak!" The race itself was only two minutes long, and even from our super-status seats and using 12-power glasses, there was no way to see what really happened to our horses. Holy Land, Ralph's choice, stumbled and lost his jockey in the final turn. Mine, Silent Screen, had the lead coming into the stretch but faded to fifth at the finish. The winner was a 16-1 shot named Dust Commander.

Hunter S. Thompson, The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved.


Affirmed, the last Triple Crown winner to date, 1979.

The knights are all long dead, the cowboy has been reduced to celluloid, the rich are now transported by private jets and chauffered SUVs, and so the most renowned riders in the world today are short men and women who flog horses around and around racetracks while people bet on the result.

While racing horses has been a sport for three thousand years, the era of the Thoroughbred, a horse bred primarily to race, begins in 18th Century England, when three Arabian stallions were mated with English mares. The Darley Arabian, for instance, was a bay Arab stallion who was the forebear of generations of English champion racehorses--his grandson was Flying Childers, his great-grandson Eclipse, the latter owned by one Col. O'Kelly, an Irish adventurer who later became a count in the Holy Roman Empire.

...as for your right horse, whip him
and urge him along, slackening your hands to give him his full rein,
but make your left-hand horse keep hard against the turning-post
so that the hub's edge of your fashioned wheel will seem to be
touching it, yet take care not really to brush against it,
for, if so, you might damage your horses and break your chariot,
and that will be a thing of joy for the others, and a failure for you.

Homer, The Iliad, Bk. 23.


Man O' War, 1920.

A trifecta of racing songs:

"The Angels Took My Racehorse Away," in which the chief suspect in the horse's murder is a wonderfully wicked-sounding "bookmaker from Crail," is on Richard Thompson's first solo album, Henry The Human Fly, from 1972. This track is the first time Thompson and his future wife, Linda, sang together.

"Stewball"'s pedigree goes back to the founding of the thoroughbreds--the song was inspired by "Skewball," a British racehorse popular in the 1740s. A popular ballad since the late 18th Century, "Skewball" or "Stewball" has been covered by hundreds of artists, in a number of versions--there is a folkier rendition, made popular by Lonnie Donegan, Peter, Paul and Mary and Joan Baez (and whose melody John Lennon nicked for "Happy Xmas"), as well as a version that came out of the blues, demonstrated here by Leadbelly and the Golden Gate Quartet.

Leadbelly's "Stewball" was recorded in New York on 17 June 1940 and released as RCA Victor RCX-146; on Take This Hammer.



And Sonic Youth's "Bull In the Heather" was named after the longshot winner of the Florida Derby (29-to-1) in 1993 (called "Bull Inthe Heather," probably just to drive newspaper copy editors insane). On 1994's Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star. (Bull Inthe Heather is now in comfortable retirement in Kentucky.)

Out to Pasture



The Flying Burrito Brothers, Wild Horses.
The Rolling Stones, Wild Horses (early mix).


The riders in a race do not stop short when they reach the goal. There is a little finishing canter before coming to a standstill. There is time to hear the kind voice of friends and to say to one’s self: “The work is done.”…The canter that brings you to a standstill need not be only coming to rest. It cannot be, while you still live. For to live is to function. That is all there is in living.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, radio address on his 90th birthday, 1931.

Finally, let's end with the horse returned to his original state of grace:

"Wild Horses" was written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards in mid-1969, the lyrics being about, take your pick of Stones gossip, Keith's reluctance to leave Anita Pallenberg and his son Marlon to go on tour, or the disintegration of Jagger's relationship with the smacked-out Marianne Faithfull. But Gram Parsons claimed it was written for and about him, and the Flying Burrito Brothers did the first official recording, in 1970. (On Hot Burritos!.)

The official Stones take was released on Sticky Fingers in April 1971. The track featured here is basically the official take without the steel guitar and vocal overdubs.


Toulouse-Lautrec, Le Cirque.

Keep riding: Pocock's Horses; Gerard and Loretta Hausman's The Mythology of Horses; Juliet Clutton-Brock's Horse Power.

Monday, June 11, 2007

7 Means of Movement: Interlude 1, Bicycles



Shonen Knife, Cycling Is Fun.
Nat King Cole, On a Bicycle Built For Two.
Pink Floyd, Bike.
Englebert Humperdink, Les Bicyclettes de Belsize.
Kraftwerk, Tour de France.


Georgina: How impressively you pedal!
Augustus: How excessively it shakes!
Georgina: Your monster made of metal
Augustus: And every whisker aches.
Georgina: How impressively you pedal!
Augustus: Though it hasn't any brakes.

Dylan Thomas, Me and My Bike.

A confession: I never learned to ride a bicycle, and I don't think I ever will.

As the first interlude in our series, here are five cycling songs:

Shonen Knife's supreme "Cycling is Fun," driven by Michie Nakatani's bass and complete with bicycle bells, is from 1984's Yama-no Attchan. Shonen Knife's official site here.

"On a Bicycle Built for Two," officially titled "Daisy Bell," was written by Harry Dacre in 1892 (all that anyone remembers of the song is the chorus--the verses, which are filled with all sorts of woeful bicycle puns and metaphors, are hardly ever sung). Nat Cole's version, one of hundreds, was recorded on 15 May 1963 and released on Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer.

(As a bonus, here's HAL 9000's deathbed rendition.)



Pink Floyd's "Bike," which for me is the best thing the band ever recorded, closes out 1967's The Piper At the Gates of Dawn.

Englebert Humperdink's "Les Bicyclettes de Belsize," is from the 1969 short film of the same title. Having never seen the film, I don't know why there's the odd cohabitation of English and French in the song, except such pairings were common in the late '60s (e.g., Jane Birkin/Serge Gainsbourg). On 20th Century Masters (with eco-friendly packaging!).



The first real grip I ever got on things
Was when I learned the art of pedaling
(By hand) a bike turned upside down, and drove
Its back wheel preternaturally fast.
I loved the disappearance of the spokes,
The way the space between the hub and rim
Hummed with transparency. If you threw
A potato into it, the hooped air
Spun mush and drizzle back in your face.


Seamus Heaney, Wheels Within Wheels.

Kraftwerk's "Tour de France" is from 1983. This is the original version; Kraftwerk has made about 10,000 other mixes/remixes/rerecordings of this track in the twenty-five years since. As a result, I have no clue in hell where the original can be found on CD, but some remixes are here.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

7 Means of Movement: Walking



Edwin Starr, 25 Miles.
Champion Jack Dupree, Walking The Blues.
Benny Carter, A Walkin' Thing.


Isn't it really quite extraordinary to see that, ever since man has walked, no one has asked himself why he walks, how he walks, if he walks, if he could walk better...questions that are tied to all the philosophical, psychological and political systems, which occupy the world?

Honoré de Balzac, Theory of Walking.

It's done easily enough. You stand and then, somewhere in the circuitry, the signal flashes out, the muscles respond--the right knee bends, the right leg extends, carrying the entire weight of the body; weight borne completely, for a moment, by the ball of the right foot, then by the right toes (an anvil upon an ant). The left leg lags behind for a moment, then swings ahead to take its turn. And so on, again and again.

Walking is a conjuring trick which we perform, hardly without considering, for most of our days. Walking, we spend three quarters of the time on one foot or the other, balancing like tightrope acrobats. Like eating, sex or breathing, walking "assembles a miscellany of moments into a whole" (Joseph Amato). Walking is our first major accomplishment as a human being, and a gift we often lose in our last years. It is the primal form of transportation, ambulatory meditation, a way to lose weight, a way to find God, a way to kill time; a weary burden, a complete set of philosophies; it clears the head, ruins the feet; it is the means by which humanity pollinated six continents.

And walking songs? I suppose all songs are walking songs, in their own ways (someone on this planet has hummed "Gesang der Jünglinge" while walking). But songs primarily about walking are often concerned with finding or leaving something, with striving and failing, or, less likely, striving and succeeding. It's not surprising so many blues songs fit the bill. Walking keeps you close to the earth, so there's little extravagance to walking songs. They are populated by the impoverished, the intractable, often lost souls, wandering around in search of something that they can't specify; those who walk simply because they can do nothing else. Sometimes they have a crusader's zeal, sometimes they're just vagrants.



All you got to do is put one foot in front of the other one and just keep on walkin',
Walkin' them blues.


Champion Jack Dupree.

Three opening excursions:

Let's start with a triumph. Edwin Starr's "25 Miles" has Starr walking the long way home--it's unclear where he started from, but he's been walking for three days, and there's no question that he'll get there. While he's walking for pretty coarse reasons--he's going for some good sex--the language and sound of gospel music (most obviously, in the call-and-response section in the song's bridge) have been shanghaied into work here, making his ordinary quest epic. "I've been steppin' since the sun came up," Starr hollers as the track fades.

Centered around one of the fiercest drum performances in Motown history (Benny Benjamin, or some other genius, whose drumming serves as both the lead instrument and the foundation of the track), "25 Miles" is evidence that Motown could serve out pure soul as well as anyone. Released as Gordy 7083 on 2 January 1969; on 2oth Century Masters.



By contrast, "Walking the Blues," by Champion Jack Dupree, is a meditation on walking, walking deliberately. Man, slow down, don't walk so fast, Dupree begins. It's a meandering song, in a way a walk is meandering, the only constant being the 4/4 click of feet on pavement. The piano offers reveries, jaunts, musings, dances, sprints, while the singer notes the weather, worries about his wife, fears his mother-in-law, keeps walking.

"Walking" was Dupree's only major R&B hit: a recording he made for King Records with Teddy McRae (vox, foot tapping), Joe Williams (b) and George DeHeart (d); recorded in Cincinnati on 29 May 1955 and released as King 4812 (as "Jack Dupree and Mr. Bear"); on R&B Hits of 1955.

And Benny Carter's "A Walkin' Thing," from 1957, is walking in quintessence--relieved of obstacles, fatigue or destinations, walking here is first conveyed by Leroy Vinnegar's bass--a downward sloping shuffle that comes to underpin the performance--and after that, Carter on saxophone, Barney Kessel (g), Frank Rosoltino (trombone) and Jimmy Rowles (p) create their own abstractions. Recorded in Los Angeles on 22 July 1957; on Jazz Giant.

Blues Walkin' Like a Man



Robert Johnson, Walking Blues.
Muddy Waters, Walkin' Blues.
The Solitaires, Walking Along.
Little Milton, Walking the Back Streets and Crying.


A week after I came home I started to take walks around the neighborhood. At first they were short walks: once around the block and that was it. Little by little, though, I grew more daring, and my outings, at first tentative, took me further and further afield. The neighborhood had changed. I was mugged two different times. The first time, it was kids with kitchen knives, and the second time, some older guys who beat me up when they didn't find any money in my pockets. But I don't feel pain anymore and I didn't care.

Roberto Bolaño , The Savage Detectives.



If walking is a fundamental human act, it's one that has become, over the past century, increasingly endangered. There are a few reserves for the walker--in the U.S., a handful of cities like New York, San Francisco and Chicago, some town centers, some planned communities, some biking trails--but in the age of the automobile and the subdivision, the walker seems a vulnerable, slightly ridiculous figure. One of the many humiliations suffered by Steve Coogan's Alan Partridge, in I'm Alan Partridge, is when Partridge has to walk along a motorway to reach a gas station, staggering along the overgrown shoulder while cars and trucks drone past him.

The average American small town--for instance, the Connecticut town where I spent my teenage years--consists of, if you're lucky, a town center with a few sidewalks connecting a grocery store to a green to a school, and then a number of main roads linking the town with civilization; the latter are two-lane 45-mph roads with maybe two feet worth of walking space on the margins. And if you do walk on these roads, and don't get clipped by cars speeding past you, you can experience the joy of watching drivers roaring at you from the other direction, often glaring or looking bewildered--Who the hell is that? Where the hell is he going?--and sometimes hurling a can or worse.



One fine summer morning, Mr. Earnshaw, the old master, came down stairs, dressed for a journey...He said, speaking to his son, 'Now, my bonny man, I'm going to Liverpool to-day...What shall I bring you? You may choose what you like; only let it be little, for I shall walk there and back; sixty miles each way, that is a long spell!'

Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights.

Walking is mundane, time-consuming (a walker makes three miles an hour, typically), wearying, dirtying. A person walking is completely exposed--to the weather, to animals, to thugs, to cars or even bicycles--so to walk is to put yourself at risk (which explains why there was such a panic about carjacking in the '80s and '90s, though it was a relatively rare crime--because when driving your car, you're supposed to be insulated from such things).

I's up this mornin'
ah, blues walkin' like a man
I's up this mornin'
ah, blues walkin' like a man
Worried blues
give me your right hand.


Robert Johnson, Preachin’ Blues.

If walking is a burden, it's one that often seems like an obligation: the need to get out and ramble is analogous with the weary duties of living.

Robert Johnson's "Walking Blues" begins with the singer waking one morning, restless, feeling around the floor for his shoes. His woman's left him, so he's ready to leave at first light; he walks off with only his memories, including, in one of Johnson's gnomic, brilliant phrases, his recollection of his lover having an "Elgin movement," i.e., the mechanical precision of a watch. Recorded in San Antonio on 27 November 1936; on Complete Recordings.

Muddy Waters' version keeps close to Johnson's recording, as Waters even replicates Johnson's goofy "Well!" before starting a verse. It's one of the last "country" blues tracks that Waters recorded for Chess--a few months later, he went in the studio with a drummer and started making rock & roll. Recorded February 1950 and released as Chess 1426; on Anthology.



Walking as a sister to elation: The Solitaires' "Walking Along." The Solitaires were from Harlem (142nd St and 7th Ave., to be precise), and at the time of the recording of "Walking Along," the group consisted of Milton Love, Bobby Baylor, Buzzy Willis, Monte Owens, and Freddy Barksdale. Love sings lead, Barksdale handles the bottom, and everyone stomps their feet (along with Hy Weiss, who owned the Old Town label).

Recorded 10 October 1956 and released in January 1957 as Old Town 1034, c/w "Please Kiss This Letter"; on Walking Along With the Solitaires. It's one of the happiest songs I know.


Survivors of the Lusitania sinking, walking in Queenstown, Ireland, 1915

And walking as a wife of utter dejection: Little Milton's "Walking the Back Streets and Crying," from 1972. Released as Stax 0124; on Stax Profiles.

Stride Over Stride


Rodin, Striding Man

The Reflections, Tightrope Walker.
The Velvet Underground, Walk and Talk.


And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the town; and when he had spit on his eyes, and put his hands upon him, he asked him if he saw ought.
And he looked up, and said, I see men as trees, walking.

Mark, 8:23-24.

One morning, six million or so years ago, a hominid creature who had been living in the trees and crawling about on all fours chose to stand upright and walk solely on her feet. The imagination, let loose to roam, can provide all sorts of inspirations for this strange act--the need to grab a low-hanging pear, a fearful search for a wayward child.

Watching a child, like my toddler niece, grasp a table's edge and haul herself upright to stand, for a few seconds, wobbling but gleeful before sagging down, is to see, darkly, a reenactment of that first, critical walk, the choice to get off our knees and hands and stand in the sun. Of all achievements in human history, this is the greatest--this is the colossal divide between man and beast, this is the great key change. Everything from religion to poetry to war begins with that first step.

The animal kingdom has nothing else like this column of flesh and bone always in danger of toppling, this proud, unsteady tower.


Rebecca Solnit.

Human beings walk on what were once our hind legs. As Solnit notes in her excellent walking study Wanderlust, the only other two-legged animals--birds, kangaroos--have other means of support, whether wings or tails. We are the odd race who chooses to perform an elaborate balancing act each time we move somewhere.

Human walking is a unique activity during which the body, step by step, teeters on the edge of catastrophe...only the rhythmic forward movement of first one leg and then the other keeps [man] from falling flat on his face.

John Napier.



("Tightrope Walker," from 1981, is by the Reflections, a punk "supergroup" composed of Mark Perry and Dennis Burns (ATV), Paul Platypus (Doof), and Karl Blake (Lemon Kittens). Originally on 4 Countries; on Action, Time, Vision (and eMusic).)

Walking on two feet frees up the hands to do all sorts of things--make tools, throw rocks--and altered the human body radically. Generations of walkers led to narrower pelvises and thicker legs, and the former changed the nature of human childbirth: infants were now born far smaller and earlier, and required years of nurturing and care until they could function on their own. And so childhood, and so families.



Rhythm is originally the rhythm of the feet...Animals too have their familiar gait, their rhythms are often richer and more audible than those of men, hoofed animals flee in herds, like regiments of drummers. The knowledge of the animals by which he was surrounded, which threatened him and which he hunted, was man's oldest knowledge...the large numbers of the herd which they hunted blended into [man's] feelings with their own numbers, which they wished to be large, and they expressed this in a specific state of communal excitement which I shall call the rhythmic or throbbing crowd. The means of achieving this state was first of all the rhythm of their feet, repeating and multiplied.

Elias Canetti, Crowds and Power.

Walking upright let our ancestors greatly increase the amount of protein they ate, while at the same time using up to 35% less calories. So our brains grew bigger on the surplus, and we grew curious. One can imagine a Neanderthal scrabbling up a slope, staring at the moon and wondering where it went during the day. We began to speak. There is even the delightful theory that music began during some of our distant relatives' walks--a slurring of sounds, a hum offered by one walker and caught by another, at last hummed together. Our first musicians: a pack of wandering men searching for gazelles, somewhere near the foothills that would one day become Addis Ababa.

The Velvet Underground's "Walk and Talk" is an outtake from 1970. On Peel Slowly and See.

Walking Builds a World



All creatures live...
On a see-saw up and down, or an infinite relay,
Each generation, like a runner, handing
The torch on to another.


Lucretius, De Rerum Natura.

The English word "walk" has its origins in the Anglo-Saxon word wealcan, which meant to roll about and toss, like the sea. And like the sea, walking has conveyed human beings to essentially every point on the globe.

You could say that nothing human beings will ever do for the rest of their days will match the great walking migrations--journeys out of Africa up to the Jordan, the Tigris and the Euphrates, northwest into Europe, across the great plains of China and down along the Ganges, along the ice-choked Bering Strait and down the spine of the Americas to Patagonia. It's likely these walks were not organized in any real sense, nor were they undertaken by great numbers: it was simply a matter of a tribe running after deer and winding up on a plain where they had never been before, or a family wildly fleeing an invasion, or hunters simply getting lost.

When people stopped walking, towns and farms began, then churches, roads, walls, and so forth. Civilization is just the result of a long walk ending.

A Catholic priest walks as if Heaven belongs to him; a Protestant clergyman, on the contrary, goes about as if he had leased it.


Heinrich Heine, Journey to Italy.

Pilgrimages



The Soul Stirrers, Walk Around.
Fats Domino, Walking to New Orleans.


On a certain day in June, 19--, a young man was making his way on foot northward from the great City to a town or place called Edgewood, that he had been told of but had never visited. His name was Smoky Barnable, and he was going to Edgewood to get married; the fact that he walked and didn't ride was one of the conditions placed on his coming there at all.

John Crowley, Little, Big.

The immensity of this achievement--the wonders our ancestors performed simply by walking--is reflected in the endless human desire to make pilgrimages, whether it's someone going to every major and minor league baseball park to Samantha Larson, who just became the youngest person to climb Mt. Everest. (The Chinese phrase for going on a pilgrimage is ch'ao-shan chin-hsiang, which means to pay one respects to the mountain "as if a mountain was an ancestor before whom one must kneel" (Gretel Ehrlich, via Solnit).

Walking and climbing have been considered spiritual acts, whether of penance or meditation, for thousands of years. In the late 4th Century AD, the Christian pilgrim Egeria walked from Gaul to Judea, and then out to the Egyptian desert, where she climbed the 9,000-ft peak of Mount Sinai. Stairs were eventually built up the face of Sinai, and for centuries, mystics and pilgrims would ascend and descend them as a sort of spiritual calisthenics.



With the rise of Christianity and Islam came the idea of the long, grueling walking pilgrimage to some holy site. For Christians, there were the major pilgrimages to Rome and Jerusalem, and minor ones to various churches and reliquaries, sites often populated by con artists claiming that a thigh bone on display had belonged to Christ or St. Peter. (Chaucer's Canterbury Tales is a depiction of the pilgrimage in its later stages, when it had become an excuse to go on holiday). For Islam, there is of course the hajj, the journey to Mecca that each Muslim must make once in a lifetime, where the pilgrim walks counter-clockwise seven times around the Kaaba (as seen below), and walks seven times back and forth between the small hills of Safa and Marwah.



The Man began to run; Now he had not far run from his own door, but his Wife and Children perceiving it, began to cry after him to return; but the Man put his fingers in his Ears, and ran on crying Life, Life, Eternal Life: so he looked not behind him, but fled towards the middle of the Plain.


Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress.

And consider all the great spirtual journeys taken on foot, whether it is St. Francis, walking barefoot through the Umbrian hill towns, singing in the streets and talking to the birds, or John Bunyan's pilgrim, or Dante, walking down the bridges and through the ditches to the depths of hell, and then ascending, slowly, up the mountain of purgatory.


Pilgrims on the road to Santiago de Compostela

I would like to believe in something,
Something beyond the death that undid you.
I would like to describe the intensity
With which, already overwhelmed,
We longed in those days to be able
To walk together once again
Free beneath the sun.


Primo Levi, 25 February 1944.

Levi, who partially walked home to Torino after being liberated from Auschwitz (the poem above's title is a reference to when the Germans took over Levi's detention camp in Fossoli, and deported all the Jews to Auschwitz), conveys how walking can still retain, late in the day, a spiritual power.

The only true pilgrimage I've made was an unwilling one. On Sept. 11, 2001, after the second plane hit 2 World Trade, I left my office on Broadway and began walking north. The first tower fell while I was on Greene St., in Soho, just after I had heard an old man tell his friend the towers were going to be burning for days; the second fell when I was on Fifth Avenue, just above Washington Square. I saw a man actually jogging, shirtless, oblivious, somewhere near Grand Central. By the time I made it to the Queensboro Bridge, it was noon, and as I got on the walkway ramp, I heard a man yell "We're representin' Queens--this is the real Million Man March!" to cheers. Finally, I made it home.


Labyrinth, Chartres Cathedral.

For all the popularity of pilgrimages (and the Crusades were essentially pilgrimages + looting and conquest), few had the time or resources to attempt them, and so medieval churches began to feature labyrinths, offering a sort of lunchtime pilgrimage for those too poor, weak or sensible to head off to the Holy Land.

There are, as Solnit says, labyrinths scattered around the world. Testaments to lost time, they are carved into Sardinian rocks, laid out in stone upon Scandinavian beaches (where fishermen used to walk them before setting out to sea, in the hopes of improving their catches), in English hedge mazes.



And in the last two centuries, walking as spiritual pilgrimage often has been replaced by walking as a physical endurance test, whether it is mountain climbing, or walking across great lengths of land simply to do so.

In the Appalachians of West Virginia, the sun was going down and I was stuck for a place to stay. I knocked on the door of a private farm house. Three college-age girls were in the middle of an LSD trip. They recognized me as Art Garfunkel.

Art Garfunkel, self-interview, 1999.

One odd devolution of the walking pilgrimage lies in Art Garfunkel's walk across America, in which a wealthy pop singer flies to wherever he last left off walking (sometimes a year earlier), walks for a day or so, then flies back home again. In this desultory fashion, Garfunkel "walked across America" from 1983 to 1997 (it took AG three years to get out of West Virginia), and he is now apparently in the midst of a cross-European walk. I think he's still in France.


Dr. Barbara Moore, walking from John O'Groats to Land's End, 1960.

Pilgrimages of a sort:

"Walk Around," by the Soul Stirrers, from 1939, is a recording dominated by the Stirrers' lead singer, R.H. Harris, who dodges ahead of his partners, then falls behind, soars beyond them, then comes back to bolster them. Sam Cooke was listening, and learning. On Swing Time Gospel Vol. 1.

"Walking to New Orleans," from 1960, finds Fats Domino at the end of a long affair, with his dreams left in the dust. All that remains is a long penitential walk back to New Orleans, which, like the ocean, accepts everything that comes to it. Released as Imperial 5676; on Fats Domino Jukebox.

The Years of the Great Walkers



We must walk as other countries have done before we can run.

George Washington, letter, 20 July 1794.

Sometime in the 18th Century, walking in the wild, which was generally considered to be dangerous, disgusting and fit only for the peasants, began being taken up by intellectuals and poets as a restorative for the soul, as a way to provide the mind with a rhythm to generate higher thoughts. Out of this belief came everything from the Sierra Club to the Boy Scouts, from Wordsworth's poetry to the Wandervogel, the German hiking clubs whose philosophy and symbols were co-opted by the Nazis.

Perhaps it started with Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who credited his walks around France with inspiring the Confessions and his other writings, and even toward the end of his life, when Rousseau was decrepit and paranoid, he kept walking.

For example, on 24 October 1776, Rousseau walked from the boulevards of Paris to Ménilmontant to Charonne (through what is now the Père Lachaise cemetery), stopping to look at plants, noting “the impression of solitude and impending winter.” The parallel between nature and his own life proves irresistible, and Rousseau is soon wandering in a funk, asking “What have I done in this world?” and then retracing the history of his soul, from youth to maturity to its current withered state, and “the ideas which had nourished my mind for the past few years.” It’s a pleasing recollection, until Rousseau, walking down the hill from Ménilmontant, is run over by a Great Dane and knocked unconscious. (Recounted in Reveries of the Solitary Walker.)



It is true, we are but faint hearted crusaders, even the walkers, now-a-days, who undertake no persevering never-ending enterprises. Our expeditions are but tours and come round again at evening to the old hearth side from which we set out. Half the walk is but retracing our steps. We should go forth on the shortest walk, perchance, in the spirit of undying adventure, never to return; prepared to send back our embalmed hearts only, as relics to our desolate kingdoms.


Henry David Thoreau.

Americans, who had a great deal more space in which to walk around, naturally expanded on the idea of walking as curative. Thoreau's Walking, which he worked on from 1851 until his death, is a defense of walking, its many benefits and varieties, and its superiority to the workday world, with its offices and endless sitting at desks. (Maybe I'm just aging, but every time I read Thoreau these days, he comes across as a bit of an ass, always ragging on his neighbors for the crime of having jobs.)



Som time walking not unseen
By Hedge-row Elms, on Hillocks green,
Right against the Eastern gate,
Wher the great Sun begins his state...


John Milton, L'Allegro.

At the same time Thoreau was wandering around Concord, Mass., Friedrich Engels, who, having co-written the Communist Manifesto in early 1848, was living in Paris during the various failed revolutions of that year, and decided to walk to Switzerland, taking a roundabout way to get there, for "nobody is glad to leave France." He walked through the Loire Valley, staying at farms and drawing little caricatures of Louis Napoleon and General Cavaignac for village children, and made it to Burgundian towns like Auxerre, where the streets were flooded with wine (the townspeople were dumping out the previous year's vintage to make room for the new).

Throughout his walk, Engels observed the people and towns he encountered, trying to discern why they had failed to support the revolution. His insights, credible or no, wound up forming the basis of The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State.

Walking in Style, Walking in Place



Jimmy McCracklin, The Walk.
T. Rex, Beltane Walk.
The Clague, The Stride.


Walking has its unwritten rules, its sects and castes, from the darting, swift stride of a professional New York walker, to the four-abreast trudge of people lumbering through shopping malls, to the slow swagger of teenagers in packs, often walking in the middle of the road as if to dare cars to hit them.

In the 18th Century, the aristocratic classes of France and England turned walking into an art form, played out in manicured gardens and promenades and in court. A sprightly gait, good posture, elegant dance moves all came to be treasured assets, and the shoe, once a negligible part of the wardrobe, became a signifier of wealth and class.

(One of my college roommates was a Japanese kid who came from a frighteningly successful Tokyo merchant family. He had two bits of advice for me: always wear a suit and tie when you board an airplane, as that will increase your chances of getting bumped up to business class, and to make dress shoes the most expensive item in your wardrobe. "When you meet someone for the first time, always look at the shoes," he said.)



"Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance," begins the Crystals' "Then He Kissed Me," a line that, while simple, immediately conjures a specific image. "You can not only feel the size of the event, but exactly how he moved, slinking his way across the floor, stopping, turning, proposing as elegantly as any cadet," wrote Dave Marsh in his essay on the song.



Three songs about dancing, which is at its heart illustrative walking:

Jimmy McCracklin recalled paying about six dollars to record "The Walk," in a primitive studio somewhere in the outskirts of Chicago. McCracklin, a blues and jazz singer, was broke in 1957 and decided, essentially, to write records for white kids. "I had watched those kids dance and I saw an opportunity," he recalled later. The inspiration for "The Walk," though, came when McCracklin saw a black couple dancing in a Southside beer joint called Rita's Lounge, dancing so slowly that they seemed to be walking back and forth.

McCracklin's instincts were right--"The Walk" eventually hit the pop charts and, one day, McCracklin turned on American Bandstand to watch the audience dance to his song. "It was nice to see white kids dance to my music," he said. Released as Checker 885 in 1958; on Golden Age of American Rock & Roll Vol. 5.



Speaking of white kids, T. Rex's "Beltane Walk" shamelessly pilfers the chorus of McCracklin's song. Instead of a Southside beer hall, you've got a bunch of grubby hippies stomping and writhing around something like The Devil's Fingers, but I suppose the core sentiment remains. You know also that Marc Bolan used the line "girl, wouldn't you like to rock?", and it worked. Released on 18 December 1970 as Hifly 2, c/w "Jewel." On 20th Century Boy.

Finally there's the Clague's "The Stride," from 1969, introduced and concluded by the late John Peel. The Clague was also known as Siren, and as Coyne-Clague (they had as many names as they did records). On Life Too Has Surface Noise.

Second class citizens



Missing Persons, Walking in L.A.


Freddy [opening the door for her]: Are you walking across the Park, Miss Doolittle? If so--

Liza: Walk! Not bloody likely.


G.B. Shaw, Pygmalion.

A small number of people throughout history have, if at all possible, avoided walking in any form. In the days when setting out on the road meant trudging through mud, getting rained on and possibly killed in all sorts of ways, walking was considered common and vile (after all, the word "peon" comes from the Latin pedo, walker or foot soldier). The habits and history of the upper classes who managed to escape walking will be addressed in depth in the next post.



Those firmly settled on the land have always disliked wanderers, and century after century, walkers would get shuffled off. In London in 1359, the city ordered all vagrants to leave the city, not for the last time. The Dutch would routinely round up anyone hanging around on the streets, push them onto boats and send them out to sea. Before the 1984 Olympics began in Los Angeles, the homeless were herded off the streets, and who only knows what's going to happen in Beijing before next year's games start.

The idea of the Wandering Jew, a figure cursed to forever roam the earth because he taunted Christ on the way to the crucifixion, emerged out of this. There's a medieval ballad about the Jew in which a weirdly vindictive Christ tells the "cursed shoemaker" that "I sure will rest, but thou shalt walke."

And wandred up and downe the worlde,
A runnagate most base.
No resting could he finde at all,
No ease, nor hearts content;
No house, nor home, nor biding place;
But wandring forth he went.




Missing Persons' "Walking in L.A.," from 1982, depicts walking in perhaps the least hospitable place on earth for it--Los Angeles, where if you're walking, you're already half-dead. "One thing's for sure--he isn't starring in the movies," the singer says about some poor walking loser she spies while cruising around. On Best Of.

Walking After Midnight


Nuns walking, Biarritz

Patsy Cline, Walking After Midnight.
Van McCoy, Night Walk.
Sleepy John Estes, Runnin' Around.
Louis Armstrong, Walkin' My Baby Back Home.
The Ronettes, Walking in the Rain.


I like walking through the dark; it's mysterious.

Susan Foreman, "An Unearthly Child."

One of the hard facts of our allegedly modern, civilized society is that a woman walking alone is a target. It ranges from the petty harassment that every woman likely has experienced to pursuit and assault. One afternoon in Murray Hill, in NYC, while I was waiting for a friend on a street corner, I watched as a thug sitting in the passenger seat of a truck, slowly nudging through traffic, would mutter something at each woman walking past him, ranging from "Hey baby, why don't you smile" to various blunt propositions.

The 19-year-old Sylvia Plath, in her journal, vented: "My consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars--to be part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording--all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl...My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstructed as a desire to seduce them...Yes, God I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night."

Or take Lizzie Schauer, a New Yorker walking after dark in 1895 who asked two men for directions, as she was looking for her aunt's house on the Lower East Side. For this, Schauer was arrested as a prostitute, given a medical examination, which proved she was a "good girl" (i.e., a virgin), and finally released.

"Walking After Midnight," Patsy Cline's dream-haunted classic, was recorded on 8 November 1956; on Gold.

Van McCoy's "Night Walk," from 1976, makes a walk along a city street at night seem like a ridiculously entertaining adventure. On The Hustle and Best Of.

And Sleepy John Estes' "Runnin' Around" is an unreleased track that he made for Sun Records on 24 April 1952, in which Estes plays the role of the man bitterly watching a woman walk the streets, "tearing [her] reputation down."



Two walking songs with, thankfully, a bit more romance in them:

Louis Armstrong's "Walkin' My Baby Back Home," was recorded in Chicago on 20 April 1931. On You're Driving Me Crazy.

And the Ronettes' "Walking in the Rain," recorded in Hollywood in September 1964, released as Philles 123; on Best Of.

Keeping Fit For the Fire



Freddie McGregor, Joggin'.
The Fall, Bournemouth Runner.


There are only two socially accepted reasons to walk in the U.S. today--to take your dog out, and to exercise. Those practicing the latter have become a fairly common sight, often wearing a workout uniform of some sort and huffing along briskly in a slightly ridiculous fashion, as though in dress rehearsal for jogging; such walkers offer a reassurance that they're walking for a purpose, to accomplish something, and are not just idling around the neighborhood.



Freddie McGregor, sitting on the Kingston beach, wonders why his countrymen are working so hard at keeping their bodies fit, running on the sand in their new trainers, as no matter how hard they run, death will still sweep them away. From 1980; on Anthology.

And "Bournemouth Runner," whose intentions are obscure and a bit ominous, is from the Fall's Bend Sinister, 1986.



Signals, Calls and Marches



Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Walking to Do.
Robert Cray, March On.
Cannonball Adderley Quintet with Jesse Jackson, Walk Tall.


If one man or woman walking is an oddity, hundreds or thousands walking together is a public disturbance.

Governments of all stripes have long attempted to stop too many people from walking together at once, as that typically leads to things like riots and democracy. So they have tried, as Haussmann did in Paris in the 1860s, to physically reshape a city, making broad avenues that, while a joy for promenaders, were also too wide for rebel barricades, but wide enough for battalions ("The more systematic these rings and cartwheels of boulevards, the easier it became to turn such assemblies into ritual marches rather than preliminaries to riot," Eric Hobsbawm).

Or, if that doesn't work, insist upon your opponents conducting a pre-approved officially-stamped march, with a route mapped out and everyone staying within the lines and dispersing when they're supposed to. While this worked for the civil rights movement in the U.S. (in part because the police couldn't resist cracking the heads of marchers on live television), I'm not sure it's done much for the protest movements of the past thirty years.



The government is telling us that the street is not the place for things to be solved, but I say the street was and is the place. The voice of the street must be heard.

Alexander Dubček, 1989.

Still, there are recent happy examples: the fall of the Communist governments throughout Eastern Europe in 1989 was in part the doing of walkers. In June 1989, for example, 200,000 Hungarians marched through Budapest, marches that continued until October, when the new Hungarian Republic was declared. That same month, each afternoon some hundreds of thousands of then-Czechoslovakians walked into Wenceslas Square in Prague; the government didn't last long after that. And in East Germany, in the days before the Wall fell, it is estimated a million Germans gathered in Alexanderplatz.



So, to finish things up, here are three calls to get off your seat, get out and walk:

Walking as a means to action: Ted Leo's "Walking to Do" is from 2004's Shake the Streets.

Walking as physical (if not emotional) therapy: Robert Cray's "March On" is from 1983's Bad Influence, his leanest, finest record.

Finally, the Cannonball Adderley Quintet's "Walk Tall" begins with an exhortation by Jesse Jackson, and then the band just kicks in the groove. Recorded in Chicago in October 1969; on Live at Operation Breadbasket.



Further walking to do: Pedestrian nostalgia; the travel blog of Nick Barlow (who walked the length of England and Scotland in 2006); Solnit's Wanderlust, Amato's On Foot.